My phone vibrates in my pocket
another tweet coming in
I keep it near my testicles
it doubles the pleasure
at my age, everything helps.
I don't tweet out, at least not much
I mostly tweet in - CNN, Seacoastonline -
AP, The Dalai Lama, Holy Rascals
It's an old newsman's habit;
I keep in touch so you don't have to.